do not land!!!!

no intelligent life

local dangerous life form naked monkey

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Sorry, We are not hiring at this time.

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Please hold, our communications systems are currently overloaded with pornography. Thank you.

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Mostly Harmless.

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Don't send those visitors from Independence Day. You must have seen the movie by now. It's way past Alpha Centauri.

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Hello can you please acknowledge this transmitted data? If not, we've just wasted thousands of tax payers dollars on nothing.

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I am lonely idiot. Please help.

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"Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

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I'd like to say:

We (the human race) are destroying our own planet, we are so stupid... so... we need help to find an endless energy source. And if you dominate the interstellar traveling, we suppose that you can help us with the energy stuff =D

Greetings from Earth, America, México.

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shhh...

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