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Ok, we're not really that bad. But be sure to take off your shoes as you pass through security. No liquids allowed over 100ml. Sorry about all this, we've got to protect ourselves against inter-planetary terrorism.

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Please hold, our communications systems are currently overloaded with pornography. Thank you.

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Don't send those visitors from Independence Day. You must have seen the movie by now. It's way past Alpha Centauri.

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Please hold, we'll be with you as soon as we can. Currently all of our communications systems are overloaded with pornography.

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Do you guys have a sense of humour? You are going to need it.

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Run away! Run away!

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Oh hyperintelligent pan-galactic beings, how can unworthy humans create underwear that does not chafe?

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HELP!

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Hey Its great that you've discovered us! So have you discovered any intelligent life yet?

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HEY.....THERE..WE FIRST THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A TELL TALE..BUT NOW IT CAME TO BE TRUE....IN WHICH PART OF THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU LIVING IN? AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING YOURSELVES FROM US? HUMANS ARE FRIENDLY...SO YOU MAY COME IN CONTACT WITH US.SO THE FINAL WORD IS WELCOME TO OUR HOME FOR A DINNER......

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